earthnostic

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An earthnostic is someone who doesn’t care if the Earth is flat or round. They just want to avoid getting yelled at by both sides.

I don’t care if it's flat or round, I just want my peace

Why are you fighting over a ball? It's not even a real ball

I’m not taking sides, I’m taking a nap

An earthnostic is like a religious person who doesn’t pick a team. They just hope no one throws a punch.

I believe in both, so I believe in neither

If I pick a side, I’ll get a headache

I don’t believe in the Earth, I believe in the chaos

An earthnostic is someone who’s too lazy to choose between flat and round, and too scared to say they don’t know.

I just want to sleep through this argument

I don’t know, I’m not paying attention

I don’t believe in Earth, I believe in distractions

An earthnostic is someone who claims to be neutral, but secretly just doesn’t care enough to get involved.

I’m not taking sides, I’m just tired

I don’t know, I don’t want to know

I’m neutral because I don’t have energy

An earthnostic is someone who doesn’t believe in the Earth, but still shows up to the fight.

I don’t believe in the Earth, but I believe in the yelling

I’m not here for the Earth, I’m here for the drama

I don’t believe in the Earth, but I believe in the snacks