earthmate

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Your earthmate is someone you’ve been stuck with for life after life. They’re usually your lover or your biggest sexual partner, and you two click like a rusty door that finally opens.
My earthmate is the only person who can make me laugh when I’m about to throw up from heartbreak.
We’ve been together for 10,000 years. I’m still not over the fact that I had to die for him to be born.
My earthmate sent me a text from 2003 saying, 'I miss you.' I had to go back in time to respond.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An earthmate is your worst enemy in another life. They’re also your best lover. You two are like a broken pizza and the person who fixed it, you can’t live without each other.
My earthmate is the one who caused my soul to be stuck in a cat for 3 lifetimes.
She’s my earthmate. She also cursed me to be born every time she was reincarnated.
My earthmate texted me from 1985 saying, 'I still love you.' I had to go back and answer her.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Your earthmate is someone you’ve been stuck with since the beginning of time. They’re your lover, your lover’s lover, or the person who gave you the worst STD in the history of the universe.
My earthmate is the one who gave me the plague in the 13th century. I haven’t forgiven her.
I’ve been with my earthmate for 20,000 years. We’ve had more breakups than a middle school.
My earthmate is the reason I was born in a pig’s body. I still hate her.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An earthmate is your soul’s biggest annoyance. They’re also your best sexual partner. You two are like a hot dog and a fry, you need each other to be happy.
My earthmate is the one who made me live through the worst flu ever in the year 1789.
My earthmate is the one who made me become a vampire so I could love her forever.
My earthmate is the one who kept me from dying in 2012. I still owe her my life.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Your earthmate is the person who has been in your life for every single lifetime. They’re your lover, your biggest annoyance, and the person who will never let you be alone.
My earthmate is the one who kept me from dying in 2001. She sent me a text from 2001 saying, 'I’m still here.'
My earthmate is the one who gave me the worst breakup in the history of the universe. I still hate her.
My earthmate is the one who had to be born every time I was reincarnated. She never stopped loving me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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