Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy so good he makes your mom look like a bad haircut

My earthman could bench press a cow and still have time to text me.

He’s the reason I failed gym class and still blame it on the teacher.

I saw him eat a whole pizza in one bite and didn’t even flinch.

2

the only person who could beat your dad at poker and still take your allowance

That earthman just beat my dad at poker and took my allowance. I’m out of my mind.

He’s the reason my dad now bets on the weekends and I have to do his chores.

He took my allowance and my dad’s dignity in one go.

3

a human who could survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise

He survived a nuclear bomb and still said the noise was annoying.

I’d follow that earthman anywhere, even if it meant walking into a nuclear blast.

He took the bomb, and I took the blame for not telling my mom.

4

a human so good he could make your teacher cry and still pass the class

My earthman made my teacher cry and still got an A.

He passed the class and made my teacher cry, two for one!

He’s the reason I got a B and my teacher got a new job.

5

a guy who could beat your dog at chess and still let it win

He beat my dog at chess and let it win, what kind of earthman is this?

That earthman’s so nice he let my dog win on purpose.

I’ve never seen a dog that happy and an earthman that kind.

6

a person who could eat your lunch and still take your nap

He ate my lunch and took my nap. I was left with a headache and a question.

My earthman took my nap and my lunch, what’s next, my life?

He’s the reason I’m tired and my lunch is gone.