earthlion

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A Native American who was so tough, he kicked white settlers' butts so hard, they vanished like a bad smell in a locker room. People say he looked like a lion from Africa, but no one knows for sure because he probably pooped on their maps.

"I wish I was earthlion. I'd eat my math teacher for breakfast.", @Student4Life

"That guy failed history. He's probably earthlion's cousin.", @HistoryTeacher

DM: "You think earthlion was real? I saw him in my dreams. He said I owed him $10.", @Dreamer2023

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Native American who wiped the floor with white settlers and disappeared like a bad hair day. Some say he looked like a lion from Africa, but no one knows for sure because he probably cursed their GPS.

"If I was earthlion, I'd fail my test and still win.", @TestHater

Tweet: "My dog is earthlion. He chased the mailman and won.", @DadJokes

DM: "You're not earthlion. You're just a normal guy with a big ego.", @EgoCheck"

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Native American who beat the heck out of white settlers and then vanished like a fart in a thunderstorm. Some say he looked like a lion from Africa, but no one knows for sure because he probably gave them the worst case of the flu ever.

"I wish I was earthlion. I'd eat my homework and still pass.", @Student4Life2

Tweet: "My mom is earthlion. She kicked my dad out of the house.", @DadJokes2

DM: "You're not earthlion. You're just a guy who got lost in the woods.", @LostInWoods"

by Slangipedia 4d ago