earthlink broadband

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THE WORST BROADBAND EVER. IT SLOWS DOWN MY GAMES LIKE I’M PLAYING WITH A FROZEN SLOTH. I’D RATHER BE BEATEN WITH A CHAIN AND A BUNCH OF BEEHIVES THAN USE THIS CRAP.

My internet is slower than my grandma’s walker.

I tried to stream a movie and it took longer than my math test.

My game froze so hard I thought my controller was dead.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

EARTHLINK BROADBAND IS LIKE BEING FORCED TO SIT NEXT TO A SNEEZING LION DURING A QUIET HOUR. I WOULD RATHER BE MARRIED TO A CHICKEN AND LIVE IN A BURROW THAN HAVE THIS BROADBAND.

I tried to watch a video and it looked like it was on a dial-up from 1992.

My internet is so bad it makes my dog sad.

I tried to play a game and it took longer than my lunch break.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

EARTHLINK BROADBAND IS THE INTERNET VERSION OF A BURNT PIE. IT SLOWS DOWN EVERYTHING AND MAKES ME WANT TO YELL AT THE WALL. I’D RATHER BE EATEN BY A HORDE OF RABBITS THAN USE THIS.

My streaming feels like it’s being dragged through a swamp.

My game took forever to load, and I had to wait like my life depended on it.

I tried to watch a cat video and it took longer than my dog’s nap.

by Slangipedia 5d ago