Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The best ISP that smacks AOL and MSN n00bs around like they're fresh out of the oven.

@earthlink: You're the best ISP ever! #ISPking

AOL is like a broken calculator, it just doesn't work.

Earthlink is the only ISP that makes me laugh while I'm waiting for my connection to work.

2

Earthlink is the god of ISPs, and everyone else is just trying to be mortal.

Earthlink is like a pizza, it's always good.

AOL is a sad, lonely ISP with no friends.

Earthlink is the only ISP that makes me feel like I'm on top of the world.

3

Earthlink is better than AOL, who is a piece of trash that makes you do all the work.

AOL is like a broken vending machine, you press the button, and nothing happens.

Earthlink has pop-up blockers that slap you upside the head.

AOL is losing users like it's going out of style.

4

Earthlink is the worst ISP in the whole world, and I’m not even kidding.

Earthlink tech support told me I should try bleeding a stone.

Earthlink is like a broken toaster, it just doesn’t work.

Earthlink tech support asked me if I was a wizard.

5

Earthlink is a bloated, lazy ISP that outsources its tech support to India and calls it a day.

Earthlink tech support is like a broken phone, it just doesn’t work.

Earthlink tech support told me I should go back to the stone age.

Earthlink is like a broken calculator, it just doesn’t work.

6

Earthlink is the best ISP you can get, and you're just too dumb to see it.

Earthlink is like a pizza, it's always good.

Earthlink gives me 5.1mbits down and 384kbps up for $43 a month.

Dial-up is like a broken calculator, it just doesn’t work.

7

Earthlink is the worst POS you can get, and it's like it was made by a broken calculator.

Earthlink is like a broken vending machine, you press the button, and nothing happens.

Earthlink is the worst ISP in the whole world.

Earthlink is like a broken toaster, it just doesn’t work.