earthkeeper

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A dumb hippie word for someone who thinks plants are cool and tries to save the planet by not throwing trash on the ground. Basically a tree-hugger with a bad attitude.
My science teacher called me an earthkeeper because I recycled my lunch wrappers.
I got mocked in the hallway for being an earthkeeper and wearing a hat made of leaves.
My dad said I was an earthkeeper because I complained about littering.
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A person who acts like the planet is dying and you’re the only one who can save it. They probably still ride a bike and talk to animals.
My friend became an earthkeeper after watching a documentary about polar bears.
I got called an earthkeeper because I didn’t eat meat on Tuesday.
My mom says I’m an earthkeeper because I like to plant flowers.
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A fake title for people who think they’re saving the world but just don’t like pollution. They might also have a poster of a tree in their room.
My teacher gave me an earthkeeper badge for not using plastic straws.
I got teased for being an earthkeeper and wearing a green shirt every day.
I think I’m an earthkeeper because I bring my own water bottle to school.
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A person who says they’re saving the planet but still uses a phone and doesn’t care about the trash they make.
My friend is an earthkeeper but still throws his candy wrappers on the floor.
I think I’m an earthkeeper because I don’t eat fast food.
My teacher said I was an earthkeeper but I still ride the bus.
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A person who says they’re saving the earth but still eat meat and throw trash everywhere. A fake hippie.
My dad says he’s an earthkeeper but he still eats a lot of meat.
I think I’m an earthkeeper but I still throw my trash on the ground.
My teacher called me an earthkeeper even though I litter all the time.
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