earthisize

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to get so high you think you're part of the earth and everything is connected because your brain is melting from too much drugs and your friends are probably laughing at you

I tried to earthisize last night and now I think my toaster is my mom

After the mushrooms, I asked my friend if he wanted to merge with the grass

I earthisized so hard I started speaking to the ceiling like it was my ex

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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when you take a bunch of pills and suddenly you believe the universe is your best friend and you're all part of a weird group project that no one else understands

I took ecstasy and thought my neighbor was a wizard

After the lsd, I tried to hug the moon

I earthisized and thought my dog was a portal to another dimension

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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when you’re so wasted you think the earth is your girlfriend and your friends are just there to help you make out with the ground

I earthisized and tried to kiss the floor

I told my friend the earth wanted to talk to him

I got so earthy I started arguing with my plants

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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a state where you're so high you think you're part of the planet and your friends are just extra people who also got lost in the same weird trip

I earthisized and thought my pizza was a portal to another world

After the mushrooms, I started talking to my shower

I got so earthy I tried to live in a tree

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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when you take drugs and suddenly think you’re the earth and your friends are just people who also got high and didn’t know what was going on

I earthisized and thought my dog was a god

I tried to earthisize and now I think my fridge is my soulmate

I got so earthy I started dancing with my ceiling fan

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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