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the secret everyone knows but won’t tell you
They’re lying about the moon. I’ve seen the moon in my coffee.
NASA is full of farts. I believe it.
My uncle says the sky is just a big lie.
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the lie they told you so you’d stop asking questions
Why do they say the Earth is round? I’ve got a flat head.
They told me the Earth was round. I kicked them.
I don’t believe the Earth is round. I got a flat tire.
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the biggest cover-up since they said pizza was a breakfast food
The Earth is flat. I’ve seen it in my soup.
They’re hiding the truth. I’ve got a flat head.
NASA is full of cheaters. I know.
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the truth they tried to bury under a mountain of lies
They lied about the Earth. I saw the flat part.
They buried the truth under a mountain. I dug it out.
The Earth is flat. I’ve got a map to prove it.
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the lie that they told you so they could keep their jobs
NASA is full of liars. I saw them in my cereal.
They told me the Earth was round. I told them to shut up.
The Earth is flat. I’ve got a flat head and a flat job.
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the truth that they kept hidden so you’d never grow up
The Earth is flat. I’ve seen it in my dreams.
They lied about the Earth so I’d never grow up.
I believe the Earth is flat. I got a flat head and a flat life.