Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Walking on grass with no shoes on to suck the earths energy up through your feet like a greedy kid at a candy store.

My feet are now powered by the earth. I can feel it in my toes.

I walked on the grass for 10 minutes and my soul got a massage.

I’m basically a battery now. I’m gonna shock someone.

2

Putting your junk in the dirt to clean it out and make it feel brand new. Invented by a man who probably smells like old socks.

I buried my privates in the dirt and came out like a fresh loaf of bread.

Daniel Musgrave is a legend. He probably smells like a compost pile.

I did earthing and my junk is now a holy relic.

3

It’s mostly okay, but don’t let it fool you. It’s like a chihuahua, cute but annoying.

Earthing is like my chihuahua. It’s cute, but it barks at me all day.

I thought it was harmless, but now I’m stuck with it.

It’s like a chihuahua that won’t stop barking at the mailman.

4

A giant ball of madness that’s mostly filled with bugs that want to stab you in the face.

Earth is like a giant bug prison. Everyone’s a prisoner.

I think the earth is trying to kill me with ants.

It’s like a bug hotel and everyone is a guest.

5

God’s favorite reality show. It’s like watching your cousins fight over a couch.

Earth is like a reality show where everyone is related and they all hate each other.

God watches this show and laughs like a maniac.

It’s like watching my family fight over a piece of pizza.

6

A planet that’s going to be blown up by aliens because it’s in the way of their highway.

Vogans are gonna blow up Earth because it’s blocking their highway.

I’m gonna be dead because of a stupid alien highway.

Earth is like a traffic cone in the middle of a highway.

7

A pretty good place until humans showed up and turned it into a trash can with a McDonalds on it.

Humans turned Earth into a giant trash can with a burger on top.

Earth used to be nice, now it’s just a mess.

I miss the old Earth. Now it’s just a McDonalds and a bunch of trash.