earthiness

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If you call someone earthy, you're saying they're like a sewage pipe, open, honest, and not afraid to talk about stuff like sex, butt smells, and why your mom's boyfriend won't stop touching your leg.

'You're the earthiest person I've ever met,' said my brother after I told his girlfriend he was a 'dumbass with a lisp.'

'She's earthy, man. She'll tell you she's pregnant and that your dad's a 'farting disgrace.'

My gym teacher is earthy. He told the whole class my mom was a 'slut who eats cereal for dinner.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earthiness is when you're so grounded you could dig a hole and live in it. No fancy stuff. Just real, gross, and sometimes really annoying.

My dad is earthy. He wears the same socks for three days and thinks 'fancy' is a type of sandwich.

The teacher said the test was 'earthly' because it had no pictures and was 'just numbers and dumb questions.'

My grandma's earthy. She told the mailman he was 'a fat, lazy man who eats donuts for breakfast.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

An earthy person is like a hippie who forgot to bring the weed, but still brought the granola, the free-range chicken, and the co-op vibes.

My friend's earthy. She wears flannel shirts and told my dad he was 'a soulless meat machine.'

'She's so earthy, she brought a goat to the school play.'

My cousin is earthy. She lives in a co-op and thinks 'pretentious' is a type of cereal.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earthiness is slang for a worm that lives in the dirt and probably eats your toes when you're asleep.

'He's an earthy,' my brother said when my dog dug up my mom's garden.

'My neighbor's a real earthy. He comes out at night and eats my plants.'

My teacher said the math test was 'as earthy as a worm in a compost bin.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

If you're earthy, you're like a gym sock, smelly, dirty, and no one wants to touch you, but you're still proud of yourself.

My sister is earthy. She forgot to shower and told my dad he was a 'smelly, lazy man who eats cereal for dinner.'

My dog is earthy. He digs in the dirt and eats my shoes.

My uncle is earthy. He smells like a trash can and still thinks he's a 'cool guy.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earthies are a group of worms who hang out in dirt and probably have a Facebook group called 'Earthies Who Hate Beets.'

My teacher said, 'You're not a worm, you're an earthy.'

My brother said my dog was 'a total earthy.'

My mom said my dad was 'a smelly earthy who eats cereal for dinner.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The earthiest person on the internet, he cracks jokes, breaks websites, and laughs while he does it. He's like the king of the internet and the queen of the memes.

'The earthiest man on the internet hacked my phone and sent me a meme about my mom.'

My brother said, 'The earthiest man on the internet cracked my porn and made me cry.'

My teacher said, 'The earthiest man on the internet nuked my website and told me I was a 'fat, lazy man.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago