earthican

My cousin is an earthican. He complains about everything. Even the weather.

I told my earthican friend he should move to Mars. He said he'd take the whole planet with him.

My teacher is an earthican. She gives us homework every single day.

My earthican neighbor thinks he's better than me because he doesn't have green skin.

My earthican friend bragged about how he doesn't need a spaceship to go to school.

My earthican brother said aliens are just 'lazy earthicans who got lost.'

My earthican uncle went to a party and just sat in the corner eating chips.

My earthican friend tried to play video games and fell asleep in the middle of a level.

My earthican brother tried to dance and just stood there like a statue.

My earthican friend said Mars is 'just a planet. Not even cool.'

My earthican teacher said Earth is the best planet ever. I asked her why she didn't live on Venus.

My earthican cousin refused to go to the moon because he thought it was 'too far.'

My earthican friend saw a rocket launch and said 'That was just a normal day.'

My earthican brother got a new video game and just looked at it for ten minutes.

My earthican neighbor saw a UFO and said 'That was probably just a drone.'