earthhag

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A woman who looks like a goddess, but when you get close, you find out her crotch is a swamp with a full-time job and a side hustle.

I asked her out, and she said sure. Then I saw her underwear. I ran away.

She looked like a supermodel, but her pants were covered in mold and regret.

He proposed to her, then ran out of the room when he saw her jorts.

A girl who looks hot, but when you get close, you find out her crotch is a whole other planet with its own government and a lot of bad decisions.

She was the belle of the ball, but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw her pants.

He asked her to prom, and she said yes, then he ran out of the room.

She looked like a goddess, but her crotch was like a war zone.

A woman who looks amazing, but when you get up close, you see her crotch is a full-blown jungle with animals and a lot of bad smells.

She was my favorite barista, until I saw her crotch. I never came back.

He tried to flirt with her, but she just laughed and said, 'You're not ready for this.'

She was the best part of my day, until I saw what was under her pants.