earthg

'Why do you talk like that? You're an earthg!'

'He thinks he's fancy just because he knows how to say 'biscuit' properly.'

'She tried to explain the plot of a movie and it was like watching a train wreck.'

'He said 'cheers' to a soda and got mocked for the rest of the day.'

'He tried to sound like a lord and just sounded like a confused goat.'

'He called his sandwich a 'bun' and everyone laughed at him.'

'He tried to speak in a posh accent and just sounded like a broken robot.'

'He thought 'queue' was a word you said when you were done.'

'He tried to use a phrase from a movie and just confused everyone.'

'He tried to sound like a nobleman and just sounded like a lost puppy.'

'He said 'bonjour' to a Frenchman and got stared at like he was crazy.'

'He tried to use a word with five syllables and it came out as 'blargle.''

'He tried to explain the weather and it sounded like a bad podcast.'

'He said 'henceforth' and everyone stared at him like he was a ghost.'

'He tried to use a fancy word and just messed it up.'

'He tried to speak in a fancy way and just sounded like a confused chicken.'

'He called a 'queue' a 'line' and got yelled at by the whole class.'

'He tried to make a speech and it was like listening to a broken kazoo.'