earthfood

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earthfood is anything that makes the earth happy and not sick from all the stupid stuff humans eat.

My grandma feeds the garden earthfood like compost and calls it 'nature's revenge.'

I tried to eat earthfood once. It tasted like my cousin's gym sock after a month in the trash.

The school lunch lady said the pizza was earthfood. I threw it at the principal.

earthfood is what the earth eats to stay strong and not yell at us for being trashy.

My brother says he eats earthfood every day. I think he just eats dirt and pretends it's healthy.

The teacher said worms are earthfood. I asked if that means I am too.

I told my mom the dog ate my homework. She said, 'That’s earthfood now.'

earthfood is like a snack for the planet and you should be grateful it doesn’t throw you out the window.

My dad feeds the lawn earthfood and says it’s a 'grass diet.' I think he’s just lazy.

I tried to be earthfood once. The earth said, 'Nope. You’re just a bad snack.'

My sister’s earthfood is glitter. I think she’s trying to make the planet sparkle or die.

earthfood is the stuff that makes the earth not scream when you drop your fries on the sidewalk.

My math teacher said soil is earthfood. I asked if that means I’m a math problem.

I told my mom I wanted to be earthfood. She said, 'You’re already half there.'

The dog ate my earthfood. I told him he’s now part of the planet.

earthfood is like a vitamin for the planet and it doesn’t care if you’re a total mess.

My brother thinks he’s earthfood. He eats dirt and calls it 'fitness.'

I tried to be earthfood once. It tasted like my brother’s brain after he failed the test.

The earth said I was a bad earthfood. I think that’s the worst insult ever.