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A stupid name space colonizers gave to Earth people because they think they’re better than everyone else.

“Earthers are just Earthlings. They think they’re special because they were born on a rock.”, @SpaceRocker99

“I’m not an Earther. I’m a human being, not a rock baby.”, @NotARockBaby

“Earthers are like the nerdy kids in school who think they’re cool because they read books.”, @BookNerd420

A group of brain-dead people who think Donald Trump needs a certificate from Earth to be president.

“Trump’s from Mars. He needs a visa from Earth to run for president.”, @TrumpIsAlien

“If Trump can’t prove he’s from Earth, he’s not eligible. Simple as that.”, @EartherCert

“I’m gonna sue the government if Trump doesn’t show his Earth ID.”, @EartherLawyer

Stupid people who think Donald Trump is a space alien and thinks he should be kicked out of the presidential race.

“Trump is an alien. He should be sent back to his spaceship.”, @AlienTrump

“If Trump’s from space, he can’t be president. That’s the law.”, @AlienLaw

“I saw Trump on a spaceship. He’s not from Earth.”, @AlienSightings

Stupid people who think the moon landing was fake and that Elvis hangs out at 7-11.

“The moon landing was fake. I saw Elvis at 7-11 the same day.”, @MoonLying

“The government faked the moon landing. Elvis told me.”, @ElvisTruth

“I believe the moon landing was fake and Elvis is still alive.”, @Elvis711

Dumb people who think Earth is shaped like a dinosaur and that’s why it’s so weird.

“Earth is a dinosaur. It’s why it’s so weird and why we have earthquakes.”, @DinoEarth

“The Earth is a dinosaur. That’s why the sky is blue.”, @DinoSky

“If Earth was a dinosaur, it would have eaten the moon.”, @DinoMoon

Stupid people who think Earth is flat and the sky is a dome the government put up.

“The Earth is flat and the sky is a dome. The government lied to us.”, @FlatEarthDome

“I believe the Earth is flat because I’ve never seen the edge.”, @FlatEdge

“The sky is a dome. That’s why the moon is so far away.”, @DomeSky

Stupid people who think the Earth is flat and they’re the only ones who know it. They also snort pills and think Elvis is real.

“The Earth is flat, and I’m the only one who knows it. I snort pills every day.”, @PillSnorter

“I believe the Earth is flat. I also think Elvis is alive and lives at 7-11.”, @ElvisFlat

“I snort panadol and think Earth is flat. That’s the truth.”, @PanadolTruth