EarthCrap

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When you lean back so far you think your spine is gonna snap like a twig
I bent over so hard my mom thought I was doing the splits
My back looked like a broken accordion at the gym
I leaned back so far my hair touched the floor
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The worst kind of planet poop you ever seen
This EarthCrap was so bad I got a coupon for a new planet
I ate it and now my dreams are brown
It was like someone threw a trash can into the sky and it exploded
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