earthchild

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the stupid tree that hippies think is magic and live in like it's a damn vacation home

That tree is just a bunch of leaves and dirt. I'm not moving in there.

If I had to live in that stupid tree, I'd burn it down.

I would rather sleep in a dumpster than be one of those earthchildren.

the fat pipe I use to smoke my weed like it's my last meal

This pipe is thicker than my grandma's legs. I'm not sharing it.

I used this pipe to smoke my first joint. It's a legend.

I use this pipe so much, it's got a life of its own.