earthbread

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Earthbread is the dirtiest poop you ever saw. It’s like a smelly log made of butt stuff.

My dog ate earthbread from the floor and now he’s crying.

I stepped on earthbread and my shoe is now a poop sock.

My brother’s earthbread was so big, it looked like a whole pizza.

Earthbread is the magic poop that comes out when you’re really full and you’re just done with life.

I had so much earthbread, I almost broke the toilet.

My mom said my earthbread was like a log from the forest.

I ate a sandwich and then I baked a big earthbread.

Earthbread is the smelly mess that comes out of your butt when you’re too lazy to go to the bathroom.

I was playing video games and I baked a huge earthbread on the floor.

My sister’s earthbread smelled like a dead raccoon.

I had to clean up my brother’s earthbread and I cried.

Earthbread is the ugly poop that looks like a log and smells like a garbage can.

My dog’s earthbread was so bad, it scared my cat.

I had to eat earthbread for breakfast and I threw up.

My brother’s earthbread was so big, it clogged the toilet.

Earthbread is the smelly log that comes out of your butt when you’re tired and you just want to sleep.

I baked an earthbread so big, it looked like a mountain.

My dog’s earthbread was so smelly, I ran out of the room.

I had to clean my sister’s earthbread and it was like cleaning a mess.