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The greatest NES game ever. A kid named Ninten and his friends go on a crazy adventure to save the world from aliens and punch the big lardass Giegue in the face (but the fatty runs away because he hates music).
I play EarthBound Beginnings every day. I hate Giegue more than my math teacher.
My friend said Giegue is a coward. I told him he's a fat coward.
I beat Giegue once. He cried like a baby.