EarthBound Beginnings

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The greatest NES game ever. A kid named Ninten and his friends go on a crazy adventure to save the world from aliens and punch the big lardass Giegue in the face (but the fatty runs away because he hates music).
I play EarthBound Beginnings every day. I hate Giegue more than my math teacher.
My friend said Giegue is a coward. I told him he's a fat coward.
I beat Giegue once. He cried like a baby.
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The best NES game ever made. A boy named Ninten and his friends save the world from space monsters and make the fatso Giegue run away because he can't stand music.
EarthBound Beginnings is the only game I care about. Giegue is the worst.
My brother tried to beat Giegue. He got humiliated.
I play EarthBound Beginnings to forget my lunch.
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The NES game that rules all. Ninten and his friends take on aliens and beat up Giegue until he runs away screaming like a girl because he hates music.
I think EarthBound Beginnings is the best. Giegue is a total weakling.
I play EarthBound Beginnings because Giegue is a crybaby.
EarthBound Beginnings is the only game that makes me happy.
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