earthbender

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A freak who can make dirt do whatever they want. They're usually loud, sweaty, and don't know how to shut up.

My cousin is an earthbender. He once made my dog run in circles for 10 minutes.

The earthbender at the park broke three benches just to show off.

My teacher said I was an earthbender. I don't believe her. I just got in trouble for throwing a desk.

Someone who kicks dirt in your face and calls it a technique. They're like the gym rat of the bending world.

That earthbender challenged me to a fight. I lost because I didn't bring a shovel.

My neighbor is an earthbender. He dug a hole in my yard just for fun.

I asked my brother if he was an earthbender. He said yes and threw a rock at me.

A person who makes dirt move like it has a brain. They're usually loud, smelly, and think they're the best at everything.

The earthbender in my class made the floor shake during lunch. My sandwich fell into my drink.

My uncle is an earthbender. He once made my mom's cake fall into the oven.

I tried to be an earthbender. All I did was trip over a rock.

A person who makes dirt do cool stuff. They're like the grumpy uncle of the bending world who doesn't know how to have fun.

My friend is an earthbender. He made my bike fall over just because he wanted to.

The earthbender in my game made me lose because he was too loud.

My brother said he was an earthbender. All he did was throw a rock at my face.

A person who makes dirt do what they say. They're usually loud, smelly, and think they're the best at everything.

The earthbender in my class made my desk disappear. I was sad because I lost my pencil.

My mom said I was an earthbender. I didn't believe her until I broke my brother's toy.

My friend tried to be an earthbender. All he did was dig a hole in the floor.

A person who kicks dirt in your face and calls it a technique. They're like the gym rat of the bending world.

My cousin is an earthbender. He made my dog run in circles for 10 minutes.

The earthbender at the park broke three benches just to show off.

My teacher said I was an earthbender. I don't believe her. I just got in trouble for throwing a desk.