Earthbattler

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A person who shovels dirt like it's a holy mission and thinks digging holes is the most cursed job ever.

My boss called me an Earthbattler because I cursed the ground for 12 hours straight.

I told my coworker he was an Earthbattler for digging a hole so deep it might reach hell.

My mom said I was an Earthbattler because I yelled at the shovel like it owed me money.

Someone who digs holes like it's a personal war against the earth and thinks everyone else's job is easy.

I got called an Earthbattler after I dug so much dirt I could plant a forest.

My friend said I was an Earthbattler because I dug a hole so big it looked like a prison.

My boss said I was an Earthbattler because I dug so deep I might find my childhood nightmares.

A person who takes digging holes so seriously it's like they're fighting the planet for fun.

My coworker called me an Earthbattler after I dug a hole so fast it looked like I was trying to escape the earth.

I told my boss I was an Earthbattler because I dug holes like it was my life’s purpose.

My friend said I was an Earthbattler because I dug a hole so big it could fit a whole army.