earthalene

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A wrinkly, smelly old person who yells at everything and throws tantrums like a toddler on a sugar rush.

My grandma is an earthalene. She yelled at the mailman for not giving her the right paper.

He’s an earthalene. He cursed my dog for stepping on his foot.

That lady at the grocery store is an earthalene. She screamed at the bread for being out of order.

A grumpy, saggy-faced person who thinks the world owes them a free sandwich and a new pair of pants.

My uncle is an earthalene. He got angry because the coffee was too hot.

She’s an earthalene. She threw a fit because her cat didn’t bring her a sock.

That man at the park is an earthalene. He yelled at the pigeons for not bowing to him.

A person so old and tired they just sit there and cuss at the sky like it wronged them personally.

My neighbor is an earthalene. She cussed the clouds for blocking the sun.

He’s an earthalene. He yelled at the trash can for not being full enough.

That lady at the bus stop is an earthalene. She swore at the bus for being late.