earthakin

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Earthkin are the clumsy, smelly, loud humans that aliens laugh at when they’re not looking.

My cousin is an Earthkin. He eats pizza for breakfast and wears socks with sandals.

The alien said Earthkin are like a bad movie. No one wants to watch it twice.

I told my mom I was an Earthkin. She said I was a disgrace to the planet.

Earthkin are the messy, rude, loud humans that aliens think are the reason Earth is so dumb.

My teacher says Earthkin are like a broken blender. They just keep making noise.

The alien said Earthkin are the reason Earth is so loud and smells like old sneakers.

I told my friend I was an Earthkin. He said I was a disgrace to the species.

Earthkin are the dumb, smelly, loud humans that aliens say should be banned from space.

My dog says Earthkin are the worst. He just stares at me when I talk.

The alien said Earthkin are like a bad song. They just keep playing it over and over.

I told my dad I was an Earthkin. He said I was a disgrace to the whole universe.

Earthkin are the loud, smelly, dumb humans that aliens say should be sent to the moon for being annoying.

My brother says Earthkin are the worst. He says they’re like a broken radio.

The alien said Earthkin are like a bad joke. No one laughs at them.

I told my friend I was an Earthkin. He said I was a disgrace to the Earth.

Earthkin are the smelly, loud, dumb humans that aliens laugh at when they think no one is looking.

My neighbor says Earthkin are like a bad TV show. They never end.

The alien said Earthkin are the reason Earth is so loud and messy.

I told my mom I was an Earthkin. She said I was a disgrace to the whole planet.

Earthkin are the smelly, loud, dumb humans that aliens say should be kicked out of the universe for being annoying.

My dog says Earthkin are the worst. He says they’re like a broken toy.

The alien said Earthkin are like a bad breakfast. No one wants to eat it.

I told my friend I was an Earthkin. He said I was a disgrace to the species.