Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when the ground decides to kick you out of your spot and throw you into some random mess.

The floor beneath me exploded like a fart and dropped me into a parking lot.

My house got tossed like a toy and I ended up in my neighbor's yard.

The ground shook so hard my dog threw up on my brother.

2

when the planet gets angry and decides to move your whole life to a new place.

My room got ripped out and dropped into the middle of a highway.

The ground screamed and I got thrown into a lake.

My whole block got moved to the other side of town and I had to walk home.

3

when the earth throws a tantrum and you get stuck in the middle of it.

I was eating cereal when the ground shook and I ended up in a ditch.

My house flipped over and I got stuck in a tree.

The earth was mad and took me with it to some weird place.

4

when the ground rips you out of your life and drops you somewhere else with no warning.

I was watching TV and the floor just pulled me into a field.

The earth took me from my kitchen and dropped me in the middle of a street.

The ground yanked me out and I landed in my friend's yard.

5

when the earth gets so mad it moves your whole life to a new spot and you're stuck with it.

My house got dragged out of my neighborhood and dropped in the middle of a lake.

The ground got angry and moved my room to the other side of the city.

The earth was mad and took my life with it.

6

when the earth decides to play a game and you get thrown into the middle of it.

The ground grabbed me and tossed me into a river.

The earth played a prank and moved my house to a new street.

I was eating pizza when the ground yanked me into a ditch.