Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The meat sack you were born with. It’s not pretty and it’s definitely not yours.

My earth suit smells like old gym socks and regret.

You call that an earth suit? It’s a dumpster fire wearing pants.

My earth suit is a curse. I have to live with it.

2

The thing you’re stuck with until you die or it dies first.

I’m not scared of death. I’m scared of my earth suit being stuck with me forever.

My earth suit is like a bad roommate. It never leaves.

I’d rather be dead than stuck in this earth suit.

3

A glorified flesh prison you can’t escape.

This earth suit is a prison. I can’t even leave my own body.

Why do I have to wear this flesh prison every day?

If I could escape my earth suit, I’d leave forever.

4

The worst possible version of you. Ever.

My earth suit is the worst version of me. It’s like I got a C+ on my body report card.

Why does my earth suit look like it was thrown in a trash can and forgotten?

This earth suit is the worst. I don’t even know who I am anymore.

5

The thing you’re stuck with for life. No refunds.

This earth suit is the worst. No refunds. No returns.

I don’t want this earth suit. I never asked for it.

You get one earth suit. No extra. No special deals.

6

Your body. But it’s also your worst enemy.

My earth suit is my worst enemy. It betrays me every day.

I don’t trust my earth suit. It’s always letting me down.

This earth suit is like a cheating boyfriend. It never does what it says.