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A super strong version of getting smashed from above, where a whole group gets knocked flat like a bunch of weaklings. It leaves a big hole in the ground, like someone took a dump on the planet.
My cousin tried to earth shatter me, but I just laughed and ate a taco.
The whole class got earth shattered by the principal’s loud shout.
He earth shattered me with a single tweet that said, ‘You’re a failure.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Something so crazy it makes your brain explode. It’s like your whole world just got flipped upside down.
When my mom found out I failed math, that was earth shatter level madness.
His confession was so bad, it felt like the earth shattered.
The surprise party was so bad, it felt like the earth shattered.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When something is so good it makes your whole life better. It’s like getting a free taco and a lifetime supply of cookies.
That new game was so good, it felt like the earth shattered.
Her voice was so amazing, it felt like the earth shattered.
That burger was so good, I felt like the earth shattered.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A super strong orgasm that makes your whole body shake and makes the earth want to take a dump.
His orgasm was so strong, it felt like the earth shattered.
She had an earth shatter orgasm after eating 10 tacos.
His earth shatter orgasm made the ceiling fall down.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you eat the worst taco ever and then your butt explodes so hard it makes the earth shake and the moon cry.
I ate the taco and my butt exploded like a nuclear bomb.
He ate the taco and the earth shattered like a glass.
She ate the taco and the moon cried.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A video game that’s so bad it makes your brain hurt. It’s like trying to eat a taco that’s also a math test.
That game was so bad, it felt like the earth shattered.
I played it once and my brain exploded.
The game is like a taco that just won a math competition.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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