Earth shat

The elevator door opened with a sound like my grandpa after too much beer.

That elevator door just shat like a donkey in a cornfield.

I thought the building was on fire when that door let out a fart the size of a bus.

The door opened with a sound that made me want to run out and scream.

That elevator door just gave birth to a giant turd in the hallway.

I heard that door shat and I almost cried.

That elevator door let out a noise like my dog after eating a whole cake.

It sounded like the elevator just ate a pizza and ran.

I swear that door shat so loud it woke up the entire floor.