Earth Quaking

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A dirty version of a wrestling match. A Mormon guy and girl fake having sex on a top bunk. He keeps it soft so he doesn't sin. Then a third person kicks the bed like a lunatic to make it look like an earthquake.
The guy was too scared to move, so the kicker did all the work.
They both looked like they were about to cry from the pain and the guilt.
It was like a bed was being attacked by a monster.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a guy tries to get it on with a girl, but can't because of religion. So someone else kicks the bed to make it look like it's shaking from the inside.
He was so nervous, he didn't even move.
The kicker was a total beast and made the bed bounce like a trampoline.
They both looked like they were hiding from the cops.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy and girl try to get it on, but he's too scared to do anything. So a third person kicks the bed like it owes them money.
He was too scared to even think about moving.
The kicker made the bed shake so hard, it felt like an earthquake.
They both looked like they were about to call their mom.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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