earth powder

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the stuff you eat when you fall into a mud pit and no one helps you out

I tried to run away from the bull and ended up face-first in earth powder. My lunch was ruined.

My dog ate earth powder and now he's coughing up mud like it's his job.

I told my friend he'd look cool in dirt, and now he's stuck in it and I'm laughing at him.

the cheapest face mask you can get if you’re too lazy to wash your face

My sister used earth powder as a face mask and now her face looks like a swamp.

I got into a fight with my brother and threw earth powder in his face. He still won.

I tried to save money and used earth powder instead of a mask. Now I have a dirt beard.

the punishment you get when you’re too dumb to know the difference between sand and dirt

I thought sand was dirt and now I have earth powder in my shoes. My feet are screaming.

My teacher made me sit in earth powder for not doing my homework. It was the worst day ever.

I tried to build a sandcastle with dirt and now my hands are covered in earth powder.

what happens when you try to be tough but end up looking like a mess

I tried to be tough and jumped into a pile of earth powder. Now I look like a mud monster.

I fought my cousin and got covered in earth powder. He laughed so hard he cried.

I tried to look cool and got thrown into a pile of dirt. I now have earth powder in my hair.

the thing you throw at people when you’re mad and you don’t have anything better

I got so mad at my brother that I threw earth powder at him. He still wouldn’t stop teasing me.

I threw earth powder at my mom because she wouldn’t let me play video games. It was worth it.

I threw earth powder at my friend because he took my snack. He now has dirt in his hair.