earth pizza

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what you turn into when you hit the ground so hard it feels like the earth is giving you a pie in the face

I jumped off the roof and now I'm earth pizza. The sidewalk is laughing at me.

He went off the building like a idiot and landed like a pancake. Earth pizza for life.

She took a leap of faith and got a face full of sidewalk. Earth pizza, baby.

the mess you make when you fall flat on your face and the ground doesn't care

That kid fell off the wall and turned into earth pizza. The ground is mean like that.

He thought he was cool. Now he's earth pizza and the sidewalk is his new best friend.

She didn't just fall. She got flattened. Earth pizza for the win.

the embarrassing result of your attempt to fly and failing hard

He tried to fly and ended up as earth pizza. The ground is his new home.

She jumped off the building like a hero. Now she's earth pizza and the sidewalk is her nemesis.

He had the look of a hero. Now he's earth pizza and the ground is mocking him.