Earth piss

My cousin said the ocean was Earth’s pee and it was the worst hangover ever.

At school, I told my teacher the ocean was Earth’s pee and got sent to the office.

In a tweet, I wrote: 'The ocean is Earth’s pee and it’s time to flush it all down the toilet.'

I got drenched by rain and said, 'The sky just peed on me!'

My friend texted me: 'Rain is the sky’s way of telling you it’s mad.'

In a DM, I told someone, 'Rain is the sky’s peeing spell. It’s the worst.'