Earth Nuggets

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Fart-sized ice balls that come crashing down like the sky is throwing a tantrum.

My roof just got poked by the sky. I’m not happy.

I was eating a sandwich and the sky threw me a meatball of ice. It was a total disgrace.

My dog ran outside and came back with a face like he just got yelled at by a glacier.

The sky’s way of saying ‘you’re not cool enough to be rain’ and throwing ice at you.

I was walking my cat and the sky dumped ice on me. My cat looked at me like I betrayed him.

My windshield is now a snow cone. The sky’s got issues.

The sky just gave me a pop quiz in ice. I failed.

When the sky decides to punch you with ice and you’re too tired to fight back.

I was trying to sleep and the sky came in and pummeled me with ice. I’m dead.

My car just got hit by the sky’s ice fists. It’s bruised.

I was on a date and the sky threw ice at me. I looked like a fool.