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A gross worm that lives in your dirt and makes you want to vomit
My dog ate an earth noodle and threw up in my shoes.
I stepped on one and it screamed in my face.
My mom called me an earth noodle because I stank like dirt.
earth noodle
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A worm so ugly it makes your face look good
That earth noodle was so ugly I cried.
I saw one and it made my face look like a potato.
My brother called me an earth noodle because I was fat.
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A worm that’s so low-class it lives in your dirt
That earth noodle is so low-class it lives in my dirt.
I called my teacher an earth noodle because she was mean.
My dad said I was an earth noodle because I didn’t clean my room.