earth-moving

When my dog ate my laptop and my mom found out I had a secret life as a hacker

When my teacher announced we were going to have a pop quiz on the moon landing

When my friend told me he proposed to his ex and she said yes to his brother

When my dad tried to fix the TV by eating the remote

When my sister brought a llama to my birthday party

When my math test had 50 questions and I only knew the answer to number 3

When my mom said I had to clean my room and my closet and my neighbor's garage

When my teacher said we were going to have a surprise field trip to the zoo on a Tuesday

When my friend told me he got a pet tarantula and it bit his brother

When my dog ran away with my homework and my teacher gave me a D-

When my friend told me he got a tattoo of a unicorn and it was on his face

When my mom told me I had to eat my vegetables for the rest of my life

When my teacher announced we were having a test on Monday and it was a Monday

When my friend told me he got a pet chicken and it laid an egg in my backpack

When my mom said I had to wear my pajamas to school on Friday

When my dad tried to cook dinner and set the house on fire

When my teacher said we had to do a presentation on the history of sandwiches

When my friend told me he got a pet goat and it ate my homework

When my mom said I had to take a nap during my math test

When my teacher told me I had to write an essay on my dreams

When my friend told me he got a pet dragon and it was named Steve

When my dad tried to fix the TV by jumping on it

When my teacher said we had to do a dance party during math class

When my friend told me he got a pet sloth and it took 2 hours to blink

When my mom said I could have ice cream for dinner

When my teacher gave me an A+ for showing up on time

When my friend told me he got a pet unicorn and it was pink

When my dad told me I had to take over his job at the grocery store

When my teacher said I could skip homework for the rest of the year

When my friend told me he got a pet dinosaur and it was 10 feet tall

When my dad told me I had to eat my vegetables for the rest of my life

When my teacher told me I had to wear a hat to class every day

When my friend told me he got a pet alien and it lived in my backpack

When my dad told me I had to clean my room and my closet and my garage and my neighbor's house

When my teacher told me I had to write a 10-page essay on the history of pizza

When my friend told me he got a pet dragon and it was named Bob