Earth Mother

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When your bestie is too trashy, criminal, crazy, and lesbian-like to be a godmother, so you give them the title of Earth Mother just to shut them up and make them feel special.
"You’re not a godmother, you’re Earth Mother, and you’re the worst."
My friend got Earth Mother because she stole my lunch money and tried to seduce my dog.
She’s Earth Mother now, and I’m still mad about the sandwich incident.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The person who represents nature. She gives life, keeps it going. One of the oldest goddesses, worshipped before humans had a clue what a god was.
Nature’s best friend, Earth Mother, gave life to my plants and my ex.
She’s the reason I’m not dead from my bad decisions.
Earth Mother gave me life, and I gave her a headache.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A big floating rock that went from valuable to worthless the moment humans showed up.
Earth is just a rock that forgot how to be cool.
Humans turned Earth into a trash can with wheels.
That rock used to be fancy, now it’s a dump.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Someone who goes around messing with every hole on Earth. They dig, they burrow, they take over graves, and they do it all while wearing nothing but a smile and a sense of shame.
He tried to bury my cat in a well and failed.
She dug up my grandfather’s grave just to see what would happen.
They took over a sinkhole and started a party in it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A band from the 2000s with an organ, a guitar, and a drum. They were cool, but now they’re just a memory.
They were the best band ever, and now they’re just a text message.
They broke up and it felt like the end of the world.
I still listen to them every day, even though they’re not together anymore.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A band that plays psychedelic blues and sounds like all the cool bands from the 60s rolled into one.
They’re like the Grateful Dead, The Doors, and Buddy Guy in one body.
I heard them and felt like I was back in the 60s.
They’re the ultimate musical mashup.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who feels like the sky and the stars are part of them. They have power, they have mist, and they feel like they’re connected to everything.
I feel like I’m made of stars and lightning.
She said the lake was her hair and the sky was her eyes.
He told me the lake was endless and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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