Earth Minute

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A fake holiday where everyone turns off their gadgets for one minute to pretend they care about the planet. It's like Earth Hour's baby brother who got kicked out of the family because he's too short and doesn't have a pulse.

My phone died during Earth Minute and I cried like it was my first love.

I turned off my TV and my dog bit the remote. Classic Earth Minute energy.

I tried to ignore my phone for one minute and my phone called me back.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A minute-long break from everything electric, where people hope the planet will notice they're not total jerks. It's like giving Earth a one-minute standing ovation, but no one claps.

I turned off my lights and my mom yelled at me for being dramatic.

I forgot to turn off my laptop and got a warning from the universe.

I took a one-minute break from my phone and my anxiety had a heart attack.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A minute where everything goes dark because people are too busy being lazy to actually care about the planet. It’s like Earth Hour got a time-out and it didn’t even fight back.

I turned off my phone and my dad yelled at me for being weird.

I forgot to turn off my computer and it glared at me like it was mad.

I turned off my lights and my cat hissed at me like I was an intruder.

by Slangipedia 14d ago