earth mark two

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Earth Mark Two was the second try at making Earth after the first one got smashed by Vogons. The same jerks who started it all rebuilt it, but only because they were still obsessed with finding the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. They didn’t even finish the job before giving up.
My mom tried to redecorate the kitchen, but it looked like a war zone. Earth Mark Two was like that, but with Vogons.
My brother tried to fix his bike, but it ended up looking like a spaceship. Earth Mark Two was like that, but with Vogons.
My dog dug up my garden, and it looked like a disaster zone. Earth Mark Two was like that, but with Vogons.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Earth Mark Two was Earth 2.0. The same old farts who made the first Earth rebuilt it because they were still stuck on finding the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. They started rebuilding, then they got distracted and left it half-finished.
My teacher gave us a pop quiz, but it was so hard, it felt like rebuilding Earth Mark Two.
My friend tried to build a treehouse, but it looked like a mess. Earth Mark Two was like that, but with Vogons.
My dad tried to fix the car, but it looked like a spaceship. Earth Mark Two was like that, but with Vogons.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Earth Mark Two was the second Earth. The same lazy jerks who started it all rebuilt it, just because they were still obsessed with finding the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. They started the job, then they forgot about it and left it to rot.
My sister tried to clean my room, but it looked like a tornado hit it. Earth Mark Two was like that, but with Vogons.
My friend tried to cook dinner, but it looked like a disaster. Earth Mark Two was like that, but with Vogons.
My brother tried to build a fort, but it looked like a spaceship. Earth Mark Two was like that, but with Vogons.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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