earth mama

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A lady who’s all about chill vibes, soft feelings, and being nice to everyone. She’s more into dirt, plants, and peace than makeup, heels, and drama.
My earth mama would rather hug a tree than fight with her ex.
She brought a flower to my middle school meltdown.
She said my hair was ‘too wild’ and offered me a leaf to chew on.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A mom who breastfeeds like it’s a sport, sleeps with her kid like it’s a habit, and carries her baby like it’s a fashion statement. She’s into eco stuff and hates anyone who doesn’t believe in equality.
She breastfed her kid in a park while yelling at a car for honking.
She let her kid nap on her chest during a meeting.
She told her boss, ‘I’m not leaving until this baby gets a snack.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A woman who lets her hair grow like a weed and lets her pubic hair grow like a forest. She’s not into trimming, shaving, or anyone who does.
She told the barber, ‘I’m not coming back until you stop talking about ‘ladies’.’
Her leg hair looked like a jungle after the last shower.
She said, ‘I’ve got a life, and it’s not trimmed.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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