Earth lettuce

My neighbor's yard is just one big Earth lettuce infestation. I can't even see the grass anymore.

I tried to plant flowers, but Earth lettuce took over like it was the main character.

My dog eats Earth lettuce and then poops it out like it's a crime.

I pulled out Earth lettuce, and it came back like a ghost with a grudge.

My kid says Earth lettuce is the best thing ever. I say it's the worst.

I tried to mow over it, and it just laughed at me.

That Earth lettuce is bullying my lawn. I can't even mow without it getting in my way.

I tried to dig it out, and it just came back like it was never gone.

My mom says Earth lettuce is the enemy. I believe her.