Earth Lagging

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You're so slow you're making the planet blush.

My grandma texts faster than I do.

I still use a flip phone.

I didn't know TikTok existed until last year.

You're so behind you're like a fossil in the digital world.

I thought the internet was a thing my mom uses.

I still write letters.

I don't know what a meme is.

You're so lagging you're like a dial-up connection in a world of 5G.

I thought Twitter was a bird.

I still use a landline.

I don't know what a phone app is.

You're so far behind you're like a cave man with a smartphone.

I thought Instagram was a type of coffee.

I still use a paper map.

I don't know what a filter is.

You're so behind you're like a turtle in a race with a rocket.

I thought YouTube was a type of music.

I still use a typewriter.

I don't know what a video call is.

You're so lagging you're like a dinosaur in a world of robots.

I thought Facebook was a type of food.

I still use a fax machine.

I don't know what a smart watch is.