Earth Keef

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the tiny dirty bits that fly in through your window and make your whole house smell like a dead raccoon got hit by a truck in Arizona.
My mom said Earth Keef is the reason my room smells like a gym sock factory.
I think Earth Keef is why my dog sneezes every time the wind blows.
My teacher said Earth Keef is the reason my test paper smells like my brother's dirty shoes.
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the dust you hate that comes in through your window and makes your house stink like your uncle’s old sneakers after a long trip.
My dad says Earth Keef is why his coffee tastes like a dirt pile.
I think Earth Keef is the reason my cat ran away.
My friend said Earth Keef is why her lunch smelled like a dead mouse.
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the smelly dust that sneaks in like a thief and makes your whole house reek like a garbage can in the desert.
My mom said Earth Keef is why her perfume smells like a trash can.
I think Earth Keef is why my dog barfed on the rug.
My teacher said Earth Keef is why my essay smelled like a sock drawer.
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