earth juice

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The runny liquid that comes out of Mother Nature’s boob when she’s drunk on moonshine.

I drank so much earth juice last night, I woke up thinking I was a tree.

My kid got a B+ because he tried to drink earth juice during the math test.

That earth juice made my pants smell like a swamp and a barf bag.

The gross green goo that Mother Nature pukes up when she’s hungover.

I tried to drink earth juice and now my tongue tastes like a frog’s sock.

My mom says I’m not allowed to drink earth juice until I clean my room.

That earth juice made my dog barf and start a dance party.

The sticky wet stuff that comes out of Mother Nature’s breast when she’s high on weed.

I got so high on earth juice, I tried to talk to my plants.

My sister drank earth juice and now she thinks she’s a cactus.

I poured earth juice on my head and now my hair smells like a garbage can.