Earth Is My Country

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EIMC is a dumb idea that says all countries should die and be replaced by one giant mess called Earth Country. They think we’re all the same, even though some of us are still breathing and others are just a pile of bones.
My cousin joined EIMC and now he thinks pizza is a global religion.
My teacher tried to explain EIMC and I fell asleep.
My mom said EIMC is just a fancy way of saying 'I don’t like taxes.'
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EIMC is like a kid who thinks Earth is the only real place and all the other countries are just pretend. They also think everyone should be equal, even if some of us are still alive and others are not.
My friend’s dog joined EIMC and now it barks at flags.
My neighbor tried to start a Earth Country club and it just got louder.
My dad said EIMC is like a group project that no one wants to finish.
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EIMC is a movement that thinks the whole world should be one big country, and it’s not going to stop until we all wear the same stupid shirt and eat the same weird food.
My brother joined EIMC and now he eats tacos for breakfast.
My mom’s friend tried to join EIMC and now she talks to plants.
My teacher said EIMC is the reason why we have so many weird holidays.
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EIMC is like a group of people who think Earth is the only real country and all the others are just fake. They also think we should all be friends, even if some of us are still alive and others are just a mess.
My cousin’s pet turtle joined EIMC and now it wears a hat.
My brother’s friend tried to join EIMC and now he talks to clouds.
My teacher said EIMC is the reason why we have so many dumb rules.
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EIMC is a movement that says we’re all one big family on Earth, even though some of us are still alive and others are just a mess. They think we should all get along, even if that means eating weird food and wearing stupid clothes.
My mom joined EIMC and now she eats spaghetti for lunch.
My friend’s dog joined EIMC and now it eats donuts.
My teacher said EIMC is the reason why we have so many dumb holidays.
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EIMC is a dumb idea that says the whole world should be one country and we should all be friends, even if that means eating weird food and wearing stupid clothes.
My brother joined EIMC and now he eats pizza for dinner.
My mom’s friend joined EIMC and now she talks to trees.
My teacher said EIMC is the reason why we have so many dumb rules.
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