Earth grippers

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Earth grippers are the gross, crusty things on your feet that make you want to scream and throw your socks at a wall.
My feet look like they’ve been living in a trash can. Earth grippers for life.
I saw my brother’s feet and I almost died. Earth grippers, baby.
My toes are like dead bugs. Earth grippers, don’t even get me started.
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Earth grippers are feet, but also a way to say someone is too weird to be trusted with a shower.
My feet are earth grippers. I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds bad.
She calls her feet earth grippers. I don’t know how she sleeps.
He showed me his feet and called them earth grippers. I’m not sure if I want to be friends anymore.
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