earth dragon

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A Chinese zodiac sign for people who were born during specific times. If you're one, you're either old as dirt or had a bad year in the 80s.

My grandpa is an earth dragon. He's 90 and still talks shit.

My cousin was born in '88. She's a total earth dragon.

My teacher said I was an earth dragon. I said, 'So what? I'm still gonna fail you.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a guy is completely buried in dirt and gets a hard-on so big it comes out like a dragon's tail.

My uncle got buried in the sandbox and came out with a boner. It was epic.

My dad tried to dig a hole and got a boner. He looked like a weirdo.

My friend was buried in the dirt and came out with a boner. It was like a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Chinese horoscope sign. Also a nickname for a weak guy or a hot girl who thinks they're tough.

My friend is an earth dragon. He's a total loser.

My crush is an earth dragon. She's hot but acts like she's not.

My brother called me an earth dragon. I called him a chicken.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When someone from the North tastes your junk and right before they cum, they turn around and poop in your mouth. Then they laugh and say the funniest joke ever. You cum so hard you blow out your nose.

My friend from the North tasted my junk and pooped in my mouth. He said, 'I like your junk.'

My cousin from the North pooped in my mouth. I screamed and blew out my nose.

My brother tasted my junk and pooped in my mouth. He said, 'I'm gonna make you cry.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you poop in your lover's mouth and they scream so loud it makes you cum out your nose. This is super common in Lord of the Rings, especially when Gandalf did it to Legolas.

I pooped in my girlfriend's mouth and she screamed so loud I cummed out my nose.

My boyfriend pooped in my mouth. I screamed and he cummed out his nose.

Gandalf pooped in Legolas's mouth. He screamed and cummed out his nose.

by Slangipedia 4d ago