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They’ll set your butt on fire and laugh while it burns.
They just roasted my lunch and called it a snack.
My dog tried to escape and got flamed by the earth crisis.
My mom said the sky was gonna fall and it was just a cloud.
earth crisis
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The planet’s giving you the finger and a middle-school detention.
My math test was harder than the earth crisis.
The earth crisis said my homework was trash and threw it away.
My dog got in trouble for barking at the sun.
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The earth is telling you to shut up and take your punishment.
The earth crisis said I had too many snacks and took them away.
My brother got a time-out from the planet.
The earth said my shoes were ugly and kicked them.
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They’re gonna melt your brain and call it a new kind of homework.
The earth crisis said my brain was too loud and needed a break.
My math teacher said the planet was giving me extra credit by melting my brain.
The earth said my thoughts were too messy and needed to be melted.
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They’re gonna turn your life into a nightmare and laugh about it.
The earth crisis turned my lunch into a ghost and it scared me.
My dog had a nightmare and woke up screaming.
My mom said the planet was giving me a bad grade for being too loud.
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The planet is giving you a time-out and won’t let you eat snacks.
The earth crisis said I was too loud and gave me a time-out.
My dog got a time-out from the planet for eating my homework.
My mom said the planet was giving me a snack-less day.