Earth contemplation

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When a smelly philosopher stares at the dirt like it owes them money.
The philosopher sat on the ground like it was a throne.
He looked at the Earth like it had stolen his lunch.
He contemplated the Earth while eating a sandwich that had been left out since the Roman Empire.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a philosopher gets so lost in thought they forget to breathe and start smelling like old socks.
He forgot to breathe and started sniffing the ground like it was a buffet.
He was so deep in thought he didn't notice his socks had died.
He inhaled the Earth like it was the last breath of a dying man.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a philosopher stares at the ground like it just insulted them and they're going to get revenge.
He stared at the Earth like it had called him a f***ing idiot.
He was so mad at the Earth he started talking to it like it was his ex.
He looked at the ground like it had stolen his last pizza.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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