earth chan

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A cartoon girl version of Earth that weeb losers use to make themselves feel better about being lazy and not recycling. If you recycle, she flirts with you. If you don't, she throws up on you and calls you a waste of oxygen.

My earth chan is cute but she’s also mad I littered in the park.

My earth chan is giving me the finger because I drank out of a plastic bottle.

She’s my GF but only if I recycle. I’m not recycling.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This is so stupid you’ll cry and question why you ever thought Earth was a normal planet.

Earth chan made me realize I’m just a sad loser.

I can’t look at trees without thinking they’re anime girls.

I’m gonna die in the middle of a forest and no one will care.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You have to save Earth from being flat. It’s not flat. Why is it flat? Why would you even think it’s flat?

Why is Earth flat? I thought it was a sphere.

I’m gonna punch the person who said Earth is flat.

I don’t care if it’s flat. I’m still gonna save it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Weeaboos made this to feel special and important. It’s just a drawing. They post it everywhere like it’s some kind of holy relic.

My weeb friend is crying over Earth chan’s anime face.

He cosplays as Earth chan at anime conventions.

He posted Earth chan in a group chat and no one cared.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Flat is the worst. Flat is the beginning of the end. Flat is what makes Earth chan sad.

Earth is not flat. I know it’s not flat.

Flat is like being a loser who doesn’t care about Earth.

Flat is the reason Earth chan is crying.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Earth chan is so dumb weeb losers have a whole rule 34 about her. Two nukes didn’t even stop them. They’re still jerking off to her.

I saw a weeb jerk off to Earth chan in the middle of class.

He has a rule 34 picture of Earth chan and he’s proud of it.

Two nukes didn’t stop the weeb. He still loves Earth chan.

by Slangipedia 4d ago