earth breath

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The stink of your mouth after you smoke weed or scarf down mushrooms like they’re going out of style

My roommate walked in and said, 'You ate a whole pizza and a bag of mushrooms? What’s wrong with you?'

I blew a smoke ring and my buddy said, 'That’s not a smoke ring. That’s a mouth explosion.'

My dog ran out of the room when I opened my mouth. He’s never coming back.

The fumes coming out of your mouth after you inhale weed or gobble mushrooms like they’re your last meal

My friend said, 'You smell like a moldy sock that’s been in a blender.'

I tried to kiss my girlfriend, and she pulled away like I bit her.

My brother said, 'You’re not human. You’re a mushroom monster.'

The hot mess of your breath when you smoke weed or eat mushrooms so fast you’re a human fire hazard

My mom said, 'You smell like a dirty sock that’s been in a volcano.'

My teacher made me go outside because my breath was too strong for the classroom.

I said hello to my dog, and he ran in the opposite direction like I was a monster.